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Host Sarah Silverman’s introductory remarks, immediately following Britney Spears’ “comeback” performance at the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards

"Was that incredible? She is amazing. I mean, she is 25 years old and she’s already accomplished everything she’s going to accomplish in her life.

It’s mind-blowing. And she’s so grown up, she’s a mother! It’s weird to think that just a few years ago on this very show, she was this, like, sweet innocent little girl in slutty clothes writhing around with a python. That’s not nice…calling Madonna a python.

But have you seen Britney’s kids? Oh my god, they are the most adorable mistakes you will ever see! They are so cute! They are as cute as the hairless vagina they came out of."